LIFE COACHING WITH LORD REDBEARD: RESTORE ORDER. WALK IN PURPOSE. REBUILD THE HOUSEHOLD.
Modern man is sick. Not physically, but spiritually. Mentally. Structurally.
He wanders from podcast to podcast, reads books he never applies, and pretends he’s “working on himself” while his marriage dies, his children rebel, and his soul sleeps.
The Modern woman is even worse.
She chases validation instead of virtue, complains about the men she attracts while rejecting the role she was made for, and wastes her youth chasing careers and comfort, then weeps when she realizes her “independence” was just a prison with no children. This generation has rejected wisdom. And in its place, they were sold a lie: therapy.
THERAPY IS NOT WHAT YOU NEED.
Therapy and modern counseling are outright satanic. They are not neutral. They are not safe. They are not Biblical.
You don’t need someone to endlessly analyze your trauma, make excuses for your sin, or teach you how to “cope” with disorder. You need someone to tell you the truth. To confront your disobedience. To call you out of the pit and onto solid ground.
Modern counseling teaches people to blame their parents, medicate their emotions, and worship their feelings. That’s not healing, that’s bondage. The Bible never commands us to seek “licensed therapists.” It tells us to seek elders. To submit to wise counsel. To honor fathers. To repent, rebuild, and rule.
That is what life coaching is supposed to be. And that is what I offer.
MY CREDENTIALS ARE NOT PIECES OF PAPER. THEY ARE LIVES IN ORDER.
My name is Jason, but most on-line know me as Lord Redbeard.
I am a man with two wives. Yes, two. One for twenty years, one for two. I have six children under ten and two more on the way. My household runs on The Great Order, because we strive to live it, every day.
My wives came from broken, dark places. I did not “get lucky” in the sense of marrying women who were properly trained to be wives by their parents. I trained them. I corrected them. I covered them. I built something where there was once only ruin. Not by wishful thinking, but by the application of unchanging Biblical principles, fearless leadership and counsel from other men who were older and wiser than me. Men who God placed in my life for the purpose of counsel when I needed it most.
WHAT I OFFER
I now offer life coaching sessions for those ready to reject chaos and return to Biblical Order.
This is for individuals, couples, or families. Whether your issue is personal discipline, marriage, parenting, spiritual direction, or all of the above, if you’re willing to be honest and willing to change, I will help you.
Coaching Sessions Are Available For:
- Single Men – Become the kind of man a wife and children can trust and follow.
- Married Men – Learn how to rule your house, discipline your wife, and train your children.
- Single Women – Understand what true wifehood requires before you waste your best years.
- Couples – Repair the foundation, reset the expectations, and rebuild the bond.
- Families – Establish household vision, roles, and accountability across generations.
NOTE: I do not offer sessions to married women alone. Your husband must be present. This is non-negotiable. The covering comes through him, not around him.
SESSION DETAILS & FEES
- 30-minute session: $49.00
- 1-hour session: $99.00
- All sessions are paid in advance.
- Sessions are conducted via video call unless otherwise arranged.
If you’re facing a genuine crisis and cannot afford the standard fee, send me a brief email explaining your situation. If your need is legitimate and your spirit is willing, I will do what I can. No one seeking truth will be turned away for lack of money, only for lack of sincerity.
THIS IS NOT FOR EVERYONE
In fact, it’s not for most people. If you’re still defending feminism, blaming your ex, or seeking comfort more than change, I am not your coach. If you are still loyal to psychology more than Scripture, you’re in the wrong place. If you’re looking for someone to validate your dysfunction, don’t waste my time or yours.
But if you’re ready to return to the ancient path… If you’re ready to be rebuked, challenged, trained, and sharpened… If you’re ready to lead, to follow, to rebuild, and to submit to truth, Then welcome.
Your healing begins with restoring God’s Great Order in your life and home.
Email jason@lordredbeard.com or click on the chatbot icon in the bottom corner of this site to book your session.
Order is your birthright. Disorder is your curse.
Choose this day whom you will serve.
—Lord Redbeard
“Finally, a Man Who Told Me the Truth”
I didn’t need another therapist to “understand my emotions.” I needed someone to tell me the truth about my weakness and my lack of leadership and about my cowardness. Lord Redbeard did that. I started leading. My wife pushed back hard, and still does on some days. but now she respects me more than ever before. Our home is starting to feel alive again. There’s direction in our lives, not just constant drama. — David R., Married 8 Years
“Brutal but Biblical”
I came in broken, lazy, and convinced women were the problem. Turns out, I was. The “coaching” forced me to face reality. I am learning what manhood actually is. Responsibility, not resentment. I’ve rebuilt my habits, my discipline, and I’m working on my confidence. I’m no longer chasing approval. I’m building a legacy! — Marcus W., Single Man
“We Found Peace Again”
Our marriage was chaos. Every argument ended in silence or shouting. Lord Redbeard didn’t mediate, he demanded order. It felt really harsh at first, but for the first time, we actually started listening. by the third session our roles became clear and we started having expectations for each other. We have decided to put our divorce on hold for now and our children now see a united front. We have started to find peace through discipline. — Rebecca & John K. – Married 12 Years
“He’s Turned My Husband Into a Wannabe Cult Leader!”
I can’t stand what this so-called “coaching” has done to my husband. I begged him to try real counseling, like something modern, something professional but instead he found this medieval “Lord” who thinks calling women whores and preaching submission is acceptable in the year 2025. Lord Redbeard is a narcissistic, Bible-thumping control freak. he has a god complex and delights in gaslighting. He’s turned my husband into a nut! he thinks he is a patriarch, whatever that’s supposed to mean.
Now, every conversation turns into a sermon quoting scripture. He doesn’t ask for my opinion anymore; he tells me what’s going to happen. He literally sold my car without even talking to me because, and I quote, “the head of the house decides what’s necessary.” I can’t even recognize him. The “Lord” even told his he could just get another wife if I refused to do my JOB, that’s right he calls being a wife a JOB instead of being equal partners.
He struts around calm and pretends to be confident while I’m the one losing my mind. The kids suddenly listen to him. They don’t talk back. I hate every second of this. I didn’t marry a “patriarch.” I married Kevin to be equal. But apparently now, I’m supposed to “submit.” It’s infuriating, and yet somehow, he thinks everything is finally in order. Maybe it is. But not for me. I hate this!! — Kevin & Sarah T. – Married 19 Years